life is a comedy

lame jokes =B
first.

One day the kids in Ms. Evans science class was disagreeing with her. 

Ms. Evans was talking about evolution. Ms. Evans was an atheist so she didn't believe in God. 

Then Johnny raised his hand and said, "But I thought God created mankind?" 

Ms. Evans then replied, "Well can you see God?" 

"No." 

"Hear God?" 

"No." 

"Feel God?" 

"No." This went on for quite a while. 

"Well then God doesn't exist." 

Then Johnny whispered back to his friend Jimmy, "Can you see Ms. Evan's brain. No, so that must not exist."

second.

Teacher: What happened in 1869? 

Student: Mahatma Gandhi was born. 

Teacher: What happened in 1873? 

Student: Gandhi was four years old 

third.

Teacher: Name two days of the week that start with "t". 

Pupil: Today and Tomorrow.

forth.

Teacher: "Can you tell the name of 3 great Kings who have brought happpines and peace into people lives?" 

Student: " Smo-king", Drin-king and Fuc-king"

last.

Teacher: You missed school yesterday didn't you? 

Pupil: Not very much!

Yo mama so not ready lahh.
im freaking not ready to go back yet!! 

nak cuti lagi sigh*